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  1. me: watching tv show
  2. me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  3. me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
Posted 1 week ago

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

(Source: andrewbelami)

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riluu:

I can’t believe I asked them to do this. XDD. BUT LOOK AT THE RESULTS

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THE #LONELYJENSEN TAG ON TWITTER IS MY NEW FAVOURITE THING. [more here]

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atop-the-treetop:

sizvideos:

Video

This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might  be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.

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